THAT IS PRICELESS

Eastman Johnson, American

When Your Parents Can’t Decide What Pet To Get You For Christmas, So They Order the Variety Pack, 1856

Oil on canvas

Simon Besanger, Dutch

When Edna’s Primrose Polished Off Its Third Pitcher Before Lunch, She Knew It Was Time To Confront It About Its Drinking Problem, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Thomas Blinks, English

Hmm. Percival Had Yet To See a Fox All Day. Was It Possible He Was on a Wild Goose Chase?, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Luigi Bechi, Italian

Demonstrating How To Knit a Scarf Using Uncooked Spaghetti, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Cornelis van der Voort, Dutch

“Very Funny, Honey. But Not What I Meant When I Told You To Grow a Pair,” 1620

Oil on canvas

Jan Ciagliński, Polish

Years After Becoming a Professional Pole Dancer, Mariana Returned To the Place Where It All Began, 1898

Oil on canvas

Daniel Nikolaus Chodowiecki, German

Fun Fact: When She Wasn’t Sewing Flags, Betsy Ross Used To Darn Paul Bunyan’s Condoms, Date Unknown

Watercolor and gouache on laid paper

Charles Frederic Ulrich, American

In Retrospect, It’s Possible Ken Misunderstood When the Artist Told Him He Could Pose With or Without His Glasses, 1883

Oil on panel

Josef Danhauser, Austrian

The World’s Laziest Artist, Andy Snore-hol, 1830

Oil on canvas