Author: Steve Melcher

Théodore Géricault, French

McKayla Maroney’s Grandmother Is Not Impressed Either, 1819-22

Oil on canvas

Ivar Arosenius, Swedish

Time-Lapse Photography of a Guy Doing Jazz Hands, 1901

Watercolor

Delphin Enjolras, French

“Wow, Girl. When You Said You Could Drink a Guy Under the Table, You Weren’t Kidding. And That Was Just the Sparkling Water,” Date Unknown

Oil on panel

John Riley, English

Woman Preparing To Qualify For the Quidditch Senior Tour, 1686

Oil on canvas

Eva Gonzalèz, French

Last Night’s Winner of “Who Wants To Be A Milliner?,” Still Waiting For It To Sink In, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Gerard can Honthorst, Dutch

Proof That S’Mores Are a Natural Aphrodisiac, ca. 1621

Oil on canvas

Franz von Lenbach, German

Why You Should Never Put Your Bowl of Hot Oatmeal on the Chair Your Model’s About To Sit On. Even For “Just a Second.” 1895

Oil on canvas

Anatolio Scifoni, Italian

“Ugh. Caesar’s Side-Piece Cleopatra Used Up All the Hot Water Again,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas