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Gustavo Mancinelli, Italian

“I Know It’s Stupid, But I Get So Embarrassed Whenever I Buy Feminine Products. I Feel Like Everyone Is Looking at Me. In Retrospect, Maybe I Shouldn’t Buy Them at an Auction,” 1873

Oil on canvas

Paul Fischer, Danish

“Well, There’s Something You Don’t See Every Day. That Woman’s Bikini Is Just Three Strategically Placed ‘I Voted’ Stickers,” 1917

Oil on canvas

Clarence F. Underwood, American

“As It Happens, I’m Wearing Jockey Underwear Today. I Won’t Bore You With the Whole Story Darling, But Suffice To Say the Little Fellow Did NOT Give Them Up Without a Fight,” Date Unknown

Illustration

Olivier van Deuren, Dutch

“According To My Calculations, the Earth Weighs Six Sextillion, 583 Quintillion Tons. Though To Be Fair, Most of That Is Water Weight,” ca. 1685

Oil on canvas

Nikolai Bogdanov-Belsky, Russian

Finns Sharing an Uber, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Jean-Léon Gérôme, French

“Surprise, Caesar! I Hid Myself Inside This Carpet You Had Delivered. That Was Actually Plan B, After I Couldn’t Fit in the Domino’s Pizza Box,” 1866

Oil on canvas

Abraham Blomaert, Dutch

“Hands Off, Honey. I’m Not Into Roughage Sex,” ca. 1620

Oil on canvas

George Caleb Bingham, American

“So Nathan Fielder Has a New Movie, Called ‘You Can See Everything.’ It’s About the Famous 2013 Recall of Lululemon Yoga Pants…Hello? Is This Thing On?,” 1853-54

Oil on canvas

Carel de Moor, Dutch

Before Paintings Had Intimacy Coordinators, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas mounted on wood

Martinus Rørbye, Danish

“…And That, In a Nutshell, Is How Cryptocurrency and the Blockchain Work. Any Questions?,” 1846

Oil on cardboard