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Viggo Johansen, Danish

The Songwriting Team of Hull & Oates, Pioneers of Yacht Rock, 1913

Oil on canvas

Charles Victor Thirion, French

“Sorry, I Have To Take This,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Jules Breton, French

Girl Wondering Which Job Title Would Sound Better on Her LinkedIn Page: Associate Director of Harvest Operations or Executive Vice Field Hand?, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Frédéric Soulacroix, French

“Shoot,” Thought Betty. “I Knew This Crap Wouldn’t Sell. I Should’ve Stuck With the Edibles,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Jørgen Roed, Danish

Ever Since That Day He Flashed the Women at the Trough, Friedrich Was Known as the UN-Stable Boy, 1850

Oil on canvas

Leonardo da Vinci, Italian

The Mona Lisa’s High-Maintenance Sister, the Mona Karen, ca. 1474-78

Oil on panel

Hanns Bolz, German

That Look When a Prankster Replaces Your Monocle With a Slice of Zucchini, 1912

Oil on canvas

Philippe Mercier, French

“Yo, Odysseus. I Know You’ve Been at Sea For 20 Years, But Try To Act Like You’ve Seen a Boob Before,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Leo Putz, German

When She Awoke 4 Hours Later, Lettie Made a Mental Note Not To Order Decaf Next Time, 1908

Oil on canvas

Francis Picabia, French

Like My New Mime Painting? I Bought It at a Silent Auction, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas