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Hendrik Kaemmerer, Dutch

“Yes, the Cannon Is Fully Operational. Sometimes When I’m Bored I’ll Fill It With Water Balloons and Take Potshots at Jet Skiers,” ca. 1895

Oil on canvas

Artist Unknown

“Hey Watson, You Can Stop Looking. I Found My Phone,” 1892

Engraving

Gerardus Duyckinck, American

“That So Cute, Rupert. When You Heard I Had Cold Feet the Night Before Our Wedding, You Thought I Meant…? LOL, No, I’m Just Getting Frostbite From the Frigging AC in Here,” ca. 1730

Oil on canvas

Harold Harvey, English

“Just Think, Ladies. Thanks To Technology, in 100 Years, We Won’t Have To Do This Crap Anymore. Well, Actually We Will, But They’ll Charge Us 40 Bucks and Call It ‘Yoga,'” 1926

Oil on canvas

Jean Béraud, French

“I Am So Glad I Texted You About the Dress Code Tonight. I Was Planning To Wear Shorts,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Charles Marion Russell, American

Buffalo Bill and Sitting Bull Hard-Launching Their Situationship, 1910

Oil on canvas

Thomas Gainsborough, British

Petrified, William Thought That If He Sat Very Still, the Dog Might Mistake Him For a Poodle and Go Away, 1771

Oil on canvas

Herman Siegumfeldt, Danish

“Hey! Back Off, Romeo. I Just Paid 12 Bucks For This Latte,” 1861

Oil on canvas

Hans Smidth, Danish

Three Days In, the Response to the “Free ‘Digger’ Tickets With Every Purchase” Promotion Has Been a Bit Underwhelming, 1908-09

Oil on canvas

Harrington Mann, British

“My Employment History? Well, I Used To Be the General Manager of a McDonald’s. You Know, Back When They Only Hired Actual Generals For That,” 1918

Oil on canvas