THAT IS PRICELESS

Václav Brožík, Bohemian

“Well, It Wasn’t Specified in the Original Re-Model, But Sure, I Guess We Can Replace All the Chandeliers With Disco Balls. Why Not?,” 1880

Oil on canvas

Josef Munsch, Austrian

“Excuse Me, Gentlemen. We’re Here To Negotiate an Alliance Between Our Kingdoms. So Do I Have Your Attention, or Am I Going To Have To Turn Off the Knicks Game?,” 1860

Oil on canvas

Viggo Johansen, Danish

The Songwriting Team of Hull & Oates, Pioneers of Yacht Rock, 1913

Oil on canvas

Charles Victor Thirion, French

“Sorry, I Have To Take This,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Jules Breton, French

Girl Wondering Which Job Title Would Sound Better on Her LinkedIn Page: Associate Director of Harvest Operations or Executive Vice Field Hand?, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Frédéric Soulacroix, French

“Shoot,” Thought Betty. “I Knew This Crap Wouldn’t Sell. I Should’ve Stuck With the Edibles,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Jørgen Roed, Danish

Ever Since That Day He Flashed the Women at the Trough, Friedrich Was Known as the UN-Stable Boy, 1850

Oil on canvas

Leonardo da Vinci, Italian

The Mona Lisa’s High-Maintenance Sister, the Mona Karen, ca. 1474-78

Oil on panel

Hanns Bolz, German

That Look When a Prankster Replaces Your Monocle With a Slice of Zucchini, 1912

Oil on canvas