THAT IS PRICELESS

Édouard Manet, French

After a Long Day Deciphering Ancient Sumerian Texts, Randolph Liked To Relax With a Trashy Beach Read, 1861

Oil on canvas

Anthony Oberman, Dutch

“Before You Go and Get All Excited, I Made It With AI,” 1820

Oil on canvas

Daniel Huntington, American

“I Don’t Get It. Why Do People Keep Telling Me I’m ‘Giving Millard Fillmore?,'” 1870

Oil on canvas

William Sidney Mount, American

“Could You Keep It Down in There? I’m Trying To Play Violin For Two People Who Would Rather Be Anywhere Else Right Now,” 1834

Oil on panel

T.H. Matteson, American

“Fellow Members, In Light of Your Vote of No Confidence, I Hereby Resign as Head of the Diversity Committee,” 1857

Oil on canvas

Konstantin Egorovich Makovsky, Russian

At Some Eastern European Wedding Receptions, Every Time a Guest Clinks Their Glass, The Groom Has To Fondle the Bride’s Boob, 1883

Oil on canvas

Johann Nikolaus Grooth, German

“Hey! Anybody! The Painter Says It’ll Screw Him Up If I Move. Is There Someone Who Could Push My Hat Up a Little?…Anyone?…Hello?…,” 1760

Oil on canvas

Eduard von Steinle, Austrian

Try Today’s “Priceless” Tongue Twister! “Percival the Paranoid Pole Vaulter Pensively Peered at the Pack of Prowling Pumas,” 1871

Oil on canvas

Anthony van Dyck, Flemish

Wouldn’t You Know It, the Painter Showed Up Just As Glenn Was Taking His Cookies Out of the Oven, 1627

Oil on canvas