THAT IS PRICELESS

Arthur Segal, Romanian

“Hey, You Know That Weird Woman Who Borrowed My Yoga Mat Earlier? Well, I Guess It Belongs To Her Now,” ca. 1910

Oil on canvas

Jean François Raffaëilli, French

When You Realize You Had the Address Wrong and Just Felled a National Park, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Auguste Toulmouche, French

“Good Afternoon, Milady. I Brought You Your — Oh, Excuse Me! I Thought You Cheated on Your Husband Every OTHER Thursday,” 1894

Oil on canvas

Auguste Toulmouche, French

Glenda Always Took the Time To Stop and Smell the Roses. But Even She Had To Admit That 3 Hours Per Flower Was a Bit Excessive, 1879

Oil on canvas

Eugène Boudin, French

“Mommy and Auntie Are Talking Right Now, Honey. Why Don’t You Go Play in One of Your Rooms?,” 1885

Oil on panel

Édouard Manet, French

After a Long Day Deciphering Ancient Sumerian Texts, Randolph Liked To Relax With a Trashy Beach Read, 1861

Oil on canvas

Anthony Oberman, Dutch

“Before You Go and Get All Excited, I Made It With AI,” 1820

Oil on canvas

Daniel Huntington, American

“I Don’t Get It. Why Do People Keep Telling Me I’m ‘Giving Millard Fillmore?,'” 1870

Oil on canvas

William Sidney Mount, American

“Could You Keep It Down in There? I’m Trying To Play Violin For Two People Who Would Rather Be Anywhere Else Right Now,” 1834

Oil on panel

T.H. Matteson, American

“Fellow Members, In Light of Your Vote of No Confidence, I Hereby Resign as Head of the Diversity Committee,” 1857

Oil on canvas