THAT IS PRICELESS

Eastman Johnson, American

As It Happened, the Missile Barely Grazed Her. But That Day Tess Learned Firsthand Why You Shouldn’t Wear a Bullseye For a Hat, 1874

Oil on board

Norman Rockwell, American

“Your Honor, We Humbly Request That You Do What Is Just, and Refund Our Money for ‘Supergirl,'” 1943

Oil on canvas

Jacob Ochtervelt, Dutch

“Ugh, How Vulgar. Thomas Sent Me a D*ck Pic. When Did He Learn To Paint?,” Early 1670s

Oil on canvas

Michael Ancher, Danish

Hey Ladies! Too Tired To Haul That Basket of Potatoes All the Way Back From the Fields? Call a tUber!, 1904

Oil on canvas

Émile Vernet-Lécomte, French

Due To Her Allergies To Most Pet Hair, Rhonda Had To Settle For a Comfort Tambourine, 1866

Oil on canvas

Federico Zandomeneghi, Italian

I’ve Spent Hours Trying To Think of a Joke For This Painting, But Just Can’t Come Up With a Crack, ca. 1890

Oil on canvas

Frédéric Soulacroix, French

“Can You Keep a Secret? I Actually Don’t Give a Rat’s A** About the World Cup,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Wilhelm Koller, Austrian

“Okay, Hugh — When I Shout ‘Action!,’ Just Read From the Cue Card: ‘I Don’t Always Paint Wall Murals, But When I Do, I Prefer Glidden High Endurance Interior Paints and Primers,'” 1870

Oil on wood

Knud Sinding, Danish

Little Bo Peep Has Lost Her Sheep. Meanwhile, Her Brother Has Misplaced His Sunglasses, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas