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MASTERPIECE #3675
Gerard van Honthorst, Dutch
“Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (Page 417), 1647
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3674
Joseph Paelinck, Belgian
“Okay, Who’s the Wise Guy Who Stole My Charging Cord? I’m Down to 3%,” 1819
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3673
Arthur Trevor Haddon, British
“Dude, Relax. Nobody‘s Staring at Your Wife’s Ass,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2290 (9/20/19)
Carl Johann Spielter, German
“Oh, I’m Sorry, Miss — Did I Not Tell You? I Finished Your Part of the Painting About a Week Ago. You’re Free To Put Your Clothes Back on Now,” 1920
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3672
Arthur Trevor Haddon, British
“That Guy I Went Out With Last Night? On His Profile, He Calls Himself a ‘Maritime Navigational Engineer.’ Turns Out That’s Code For ‘Gondolier,'” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3671
Friedrich von Amerling, Austrian
“Hey Friedrich, Why Is It That Every Time You Paint Me, My Face Is in the Dark? Ever Hear of a Ring Light?,” 1838
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3670
Willem van der Vliet, Dutch
“This Is So On Brand For You, Jasper. You Knew We Were Robbing the Bank Today. How Could You Forget Your Mask?,” 1627
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3669
Charles van Beveren, Belgian
“Hey, Don’t Look at Me — I Wanted To Play the Flute. But My Academic Advisor Said This Stupid Thing Would Get Me Into Stanford,” ca. 1840
Oil on panel
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2927 (5/17/22)
Giovanni Segantini, Italian-Austro-Hungarian
Mary Had a Little Lamb. And Also a Bit of an Attitude Problem, 1892
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3668
Lovis Corinth, German
The Artist Liked the Idea of Using a Wind Machine With His Models, But Clearly He Was Going To Have To Adjust the Power Setting, 1911
Oil on canvas