Kazimierz Alchimowicz, Russian-Polish
Looks Like Another Pulled Hamstring For Gary, the Aging Porn Star Who Insists on Doing His Own Stunts, 1873
Oil on canvas
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/// He’s an old man, nude, leaning on crutches.
(Parts unpainted— no finishing touches.)
Though he’s seen from the back
there’s a glimpse of a sack,
which for sensitive viewers, too much is.
/// For a piece with a long wordy name,*
this frayed canvas is shown with no frame.
Since it’s left incomplete,
where does he place his feet?
Imperfection just adds to his fame.
* “Nude of an old man leaning on crutches, back view”
/// Antique art, over time, can be harmed.
By some damage today we are charmed.
A diagonal fold
flaked off paint, (this art’s old),
just as Venus de Milo’s disarmed.
/// Gary’s last sex scene left him half dead.
When his back seized he fell out of bed.
Starlets flee from the clutches
of guys using crutches.
She will film with the “fluffer” instead.
/// Pleasing women was how he had fun;
his technique was deemed second to none.
This old-age tale’s moral:
When skills shift to oral,
a good man still gets the job done.