Theodoor Rombouts, Flemish
“Talk To the Hand! Get It? The ‘Hand’? Wow, Tough Crowd,” Between 1616 and 1637
Oil on canvas
Theodoor Rombouts, Flemish
“Talk To the Hand! Get It? The ‘Hand’? Wow, Tough Crowd,” Between 1616 and 1637
Oil on canvas
After Benjamin West, American
Attempting To Cover the Hickey He Got From Betsy Ross, ca. 1776
Oil on canvas
Friedrich Friedländer, Austrian
“Just In Case Trump Wins, Let Me Show You How To Turn Back the Clock on Women’s Reproductive Rights,” Date Unknown
Oil on panel
Marie-François Firmin-Girard, French
“Not To Brag, But the Same Designer Who Made This Outfit Did the Stage Costumes For ABBA,” 1874
Oil on canvas
Jean-Léon Gérôme, French
Geppetto, Having Recently Expanded Into Sex Dolls, 1890
Oil on canvas
Cornelis Dusart, Dutch
“Trick or Teat! Oops, I Meant ‘TREAT.’ I Have No Idea Where That Came From. Nice Pumpkins, By the Way. On Your Front Porch, I Mean! Okay, I Think I’ll Just Leave Now,” 1690
Oil on panel
Artist Unknown, English School
“Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (Collectible Maritime Edition!), Date Unknown
Color print
G.F. Gilman, American
The Marlboro Man, Back When He Was Known As the Marlboro Douchebag, 1875
Illustration
Hugo Kauffmann, German
“Wow, That Hat Is Fantastic on You. Why Don’t You Go Put on Your Wedding Dress So We Can See How They Look Together,” 1910
Oil on panel
Eugene de Blaas, Italian
“Congratulations, Girl!!! I KNEW They Were Going To Promote You To Socks and Underwear. Give Me 5 Minutes To Get the Rest of the Lice Out of These Pillowcases and Let’s Go Grab a Drink,” 1904
Oil on panel