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Ferdinand Bol, Dutch

“Don’t Just Stand There, Gentlemen. I Paid You To Strip. Now, Strip!,” ca. 1640-45

Oil on canvas

Joseph Wright of Derby, English

You Had To Admit It Was a Pretty Good April Fool’s Prank. When Marlon Discovered It After a Haircut Years Later, He Would Have No Idea How He Got the Tattoo, ca. 1784

Oil on canvas

Carl Larsson, Swedish

It Was the Opinion of Many Who Knew Her That Caroline Had a Stick Up Her A**. And at This Particular Moment, They Weren’t Wrong, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Josef Kinzel, Austrian

“Brace Yourself, Darling. This One’s a Real Panty Dropper,” 1896

Oil on panel

Franz von Stuck, German

Spring Breakers, Greece 2500 B.C., 1918

Oil on canvas

Josef Kinzel, Austrian

“Orrrr…We Could Talk About Something OTHER Than the NCAA Basketball Tournament,” 1900

Oil on canvas

Daniel Ridgway Knight, American

“Oh Come On, Frank. I Don’t Need To See That. At Least Get Behind a Tree or Something. Downwind, Please,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Peder Severin Krøyer, Norwegian

“…She Was 29, Smelled of Lilacs, and If I Can Read My Handwriting, Preferred Reverse Cowgirl. Now That Does It For the H’s. Do You Really Want To Hear the Rest of My Little Black Book?,” 1885

Oil on canvas

Charles Sillem Lidderdale, English

Young Girl Looking To Trade For a Relief Pitcher, 1875

Oil on canvas

 Madame Gustave Hequet, French

Artist Trying To Hide His Annoyance That You Just Sneezed on His Easel, ca. 1850-60

Oil on canvas