
Wilhelm Bendz, Danish
“Perfect! Stay Just Like That. I’m Calling This Sculpture ‘Male Stripper Looking At His FitBit,'” 1827
Oil on canvas
Delphin Enjolras, French
Shoot. The Domino’s Guy Was Here and Constance Didn’t Have Money For a Tip. Or a Bra, For That Matter, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Gilbert Stuart, American
It Wasn’t Easy Raising Six Kids on a George Washington Impersonator’s Salary, But Somehow They Made It Work, ca. 1785
Oil on canvas
Frederik Hendrik Kaemmerer, Dutch
“Well!” Thought Nellie Proudly. “Now THAT Was a Fart!,” ca. 1860s
Oil on canvas
Jan Willem Pieneman, Dutch
“That’s Okay, Dear. I Don’t Need an Autographed Copy. Appreciate the Offer Though,” 1829
Oil on canvas
William Sartain, American
“Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your Rogaine,” 1907
Oil on canvas
Albert Guillaume, French
“You Will Meet a Stranger Who Will Attempt To Defraud You and Steal Your Money. No Wait, That’s Me. Ignore That,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Albert Guillaume, French
More Like YAWN Giovanni, Am I Right, People?, 1904
Oil on canvas
Workshop of Joshua Reynolds, British
Tree Getting Acupuncture For a Barkache, Between 1775 and 1799
Oil on canvas