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Nikolai Bogdanov-Belsky, Russian

Finns Sharing an Uber, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Jean-Léon Gérôme, French

“Surprise, Caesar! I Hid Myself Inside This Carpet You Had Delivered. That Was Actually Plan B, After I Couldn’t Fit in the Domino’s Pizza Box,” 1866

Oil on canvas

Abraham Blomaert, Dutch

“Hands Off, Honey. I’m Not Into Roughage Sex,” ca. 1620

Oil on canvas

George Caleb Bingham, American

“So Nathan Fielder Has a New Movie, Called ‘You Can See Everything.’ It’s About the Famous 2013 Recall of Lululemon Yoga Pants…Hello? Is This Thing On?,” 1853-54

Oil on canvas

Carel de Moor, Dutch

Before Paintings Had Intimacy Coordinators, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas mounted on wood

Martinus Rørbye, Danish

“…And That, In a Nutshell, Is How Cryptocurrency and the Blockchain Work. Any Questions?,” 1846

Oil on cardboard

Julien Dupré, French

For Carol, Life As a Milkmaid Was “An Udder Day, An Udder Dollar,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Annibale Carracci, Italian

Jim Was Two Years Sober. Admittedly, Those Years Were Five Years Ago and Nine Years Ago, But Still, 1582-83

Oil on canvas

Auguste Toulmouche, French

“Wow, That’s Your Fourth Flush. I Think I’m Going To Need a Bigger Bouquet,” 1868

Oil on canvas