Hendrik Maarten Krabbé, Dutch
“Gentlemen, As You Know, I’ve Summoned You Here To Discuss The Central Pacific Railroad’s 3rd Quarter Balance Sheet. And Hey, Speaking of Tracks, Are Taylor’s New Songs Bangers or What?,” 1914
Oil on canvas
Théodore Géricault, French
McKayla Maroney’s Grandmother Is Not Impressed Either, 1819-22
Oil on canvas
John Morgan, British
Movie Still From the Classic Film “12 Mildly Attentive Men,” 1861
Oil on canvas
Ivar Arosenius, Swedish
Time-Lapse Photography of a Guy Doing Jazz Hands, 1901
Watercolor
Delphin Enjolras, French
“Wow, Girl. When You Said You Could Drink a Guy Under the Table, You Weren’t Kidding. And That Was Just the Sparkling Water,” Date Unknown
Oil on panel
John Riley, English
Woman Preparing To Qualify For the Quidditch Senior Tour, 1686
Oil on canvas
Eva Gonzalèz, French
Last Night’s Winner of “Who Wants To Be A Milliner?,” Still Waiting For It To Sink In, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Ernst Ludwig Kirchner, German
Baritone Skipping Barbershop Quartet Rehearsal to Work on His Tan, 1909
Oil on cardboard
Gerard can Honthorst, Dutch
Proof That S’Mores Are a Natural Aphrodisiac, ca. 1621
Oil on canvas
Franz von Lenbach, German
Why You Should Never Put Your Bowl of Hot Oatmeal on the Chair Your Model’s About To Sit On. Even For “Just a Second.” 1895
Oil on canvas
