THAT IS PRICELESS

Émile Bernard, French

Fittingly, Tabitha Chose the First Day of the Wheat Harvest To Do a Little “Crop Dusting,” 1889

Oil on canvas

Nikolai Bogdanov-Belsky, Russian

“Am I Reading This Right, Jimmy? You and the Other School Bullies Want To Unionize?,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Adrien Thevenot, French

Just Her Luck, Lynn Emerged From Her Skinny-Dip at the Exact Moment the Google Street View Car Was Driving By, Early 20th Century

Oil on canvas

Nikolai Bogdanov-Belsky, Russian

“Yeah, I Was Thinking of Having a Reindeer Pull My Sleigh Instead, But Who Wants To Deal With All That FAA Paperwork?,” 1940

Oil on canvas

Charles Hermans, Belgian

“Ugh, I’m So Annoyed With the Post Office. I Paid For Express Shipping of My Christmas Gifts, But They’re Not Even Using Both Sails,” ca. 1900

Oil on canvas

Václav Brožík, Czech

“Yeah? Well, the Dog Tells a Very Different Story As To Who Pooped on the Carpet. So I Would Think Very Carefully About the Next Words Out of Your Mouth, Patches,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Edmund Blair Leighton, English

“Sure, I’d Love a Ride in Your Boat. Do You Take Apple Pay?,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Joseph Feely, American

“Wow, This Speakeasy Is Really Empty Tonight. They Used To Get a Bigger Crowd When the Password Was Just ‘Password,'” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas