Albert Anker, Swiss
I Will Not Respond When Spoken To With ‘OK, Boomer.’
I Will Not Respond When Spoken To With ‘OK, Boomer.’
I Will Not Respond When Spoken To With ‘OK, Boomer’…, 1879
Oil on canvas
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/// Schoolgirl Doing her Homework. It’s late.
Some food fell from her lips as she ate.
Later on, while she slept,
to her desk the dog crept
and he licked her work off of the slate.
/// Rosa came into school mortified.
“The dog ate up my homework!” she cried.
Teacher never had use
for that ancient excuse.
The old rule, “Spare the rod,” was applied.
/// Why’d that weird teacher feel it’s his duty
to apply the rod to Rosa’s booty?
We’d today look agog
at this sick pedagogue.
(He enjoyed it because she’s a cutie.)
/// Though her smiling face seems incandescent,
this child’s still many years prepubescent.
Teachers ought never beat
a young girl on the seat.
He’s in need of an antidepressant.