Léon Bonnat, French
Hoping To Avoid a Repeat of His Embarrassing Incident, at This Year’s Students Vs. Teachers Soccer Game, Professor Huntington Made Sure To Take Precautions During the Penalty Kicks, 1883
Oil on canvas
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/// William Walters’ a bit of a joker.
Halloween costume judged mediocre.
All in black. White mustache
over lips— a red gash.
He is Dracula pictured by Stoker.
/// This is OLD Vlad, who’s showing his years,
but he needs to have more pointed ears.
Eyebrows bushy, but there
ought to be wilder hair.
He’s a vampire that nobody fears.
/// His crossed hands echo those we have seen
in a casket on the silver screen.
Nosferatu had paws
which were long, pointed claws.
This guy’s mitts are too normal and clean.