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Frédéric Soulacroix, French

“Okay,” Thought Cinderella. “I Can Go With Either the Glass Slippers OR This Hat. Hmmm…,” Before 1933

Oil on canvas

Feliks Cichocki, Polish

“Hold Up. Let Me Just Put This in the Bathroom Before You Go in There,” 1900

Oil on canvas

Anders Zorn, Swedish

“What Patty Doesn’t Know Is What She Thinks Is the Door To the Sauna Is Actually the Entrance To the Fitness Center’s Lobby. Let’s Watch.,” 1905

Oil on canvas

Lovis Corinth, German

After Three Hours of Frantic Scratching, Sylvie Was Regretting Not Postponing the Portrait Until After Her Rash Had Cleared Up, 1898

Oil on canvas

Pieter Dierckx, Belgian

Now, Wait. What Was It That Nora Was Making With This Again? Oh, Right. Curtains., Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Pierre Jacques Dierckx, Belgian

Proof of Illegal Child Labor in an Apple Factory, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Edmond Eugène Valton, French

“I Call It a ‘Rolodex.’ Now If I Can Just Get Someone To Invent the Phone I’ll Be in Business,” 1887

Oil on canvas

John Hamilton Mortimer, British

“With All Due Respect, Sir, When I Asked You How I Could Get Ahead in the Art World, This Isn’t What I Meant,” ca. 1765

Oil on canvas

John Frederick Herring, Sr., British

“Listen, This Is the Dressage Competition at the Olympics. You and I Have To Project a Certain Air of Sophistication. Give Me Your Gum,” 1839

Oil on canvas

Henri Gervex, French

Patrons Viewing the Latest Acquisition at the Metropolitan Museum of Bazoombas, Before 1885

Oil on canvas