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Pierre Jacques Dierckx, Belgian

Elizabeth Couldn’t Decide. Should She Actually Wait For Josiah To Tell Her How Good She Smelled, or Go Ahead and Call HR Right Now?, ca. 1900

Oil on canvas

John Singleton Copley, American

“Yes, in Fact, This is ALSO My Pickleball Paddle. My Friends and I Play With Gherkins,” ca. 1758

Oil on canvas

Richard Cosway, English

“Oh, Hi! I’m So Glad You Stopped By. Some Joker Put Super-Glue on My Rosin Cloth and Now I’m Stuck To This Stupid Thing,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Rembrandt van Rijn, Dutch

“Check It Out! I Found the Remote For the Garage Door!,” 1632

Oil on oak panel

Rembrandt van Rijn, Dutch

What Cyril Liked About His New Hat Was That Just By Walking Around the House He Managed To Dust All the Ceiling Fans, 1630-31

Oil on panel

Bernhard Österman, Swedish

I Think I Liked Steve Carell Better When He Was Doing Comedic Roles, 1907

Oil on canvas

Bernhard Österman, Swedish

“I Know My Necklace Seems a Little Long. It Was a Hand-Me-Down From My Grandmother Who Was 6’11”,” 1930s

Oil on canvas

Emil Bærentzen, Danish

Cover of This Month’s Issue of “Boring Hobbies” Magazine, 1828

Oil on canvas

Charles Sprague Pearce, American

“You’re Not Going To Believe It. They Forgot the Guac. You Guys Stay Here. I Should Be Back By Dark,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Gari Melchers, American

When You Pay a Million Bucks For a Dali Painting and It Turns Out You Bought This, ca. 1895

Oil on canvas