Édouard Joseph Dantan, French
“Um, Excuse Me, Édouard, But I See What You’re Doing Over There. And No, I’m Not Going To Let You Sculpt Me With a ‘Kanye 2020’ Tattoo,” 1880
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2503
Author: Steve Melcher
MASTERPIECE #2502
Frederic Leighton, British
“I Know Some People Would Probably Call This Scene ‘Idyllic.’ And I Guess It Would Be, If You Actually Enjoyed the Jazz Flute,” ca. 1880-81
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2500
Józef Simmler, Polish-Russian
“No, Keith, I’m NOT Merely Parroting Back What You Just Said. This Is the Rare Case Where I Actually Agree With You,” 1859
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2499
Giovanni Battista Quadrone, Italian
Artist Giving Friend a Sneak Preview of His Masterpiece, “Gas Station Toilet (After the Tourist Bus),” 1878
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2498
Édouard Joseph Dantan, French
“I Like To Refer To This As the Netflix of Art Museums. Five Hundred Things To Look At, But Literally Only Three That Anyone Gives a Sh*t About,” 1880
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2497
Hongtao Huang, Chinese
Young John Wayne Having That Stereotypical Dream Where You Show Up On the Set of “Rio Bravo” Naked, 2014
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2496
Marie Bracquemond, French
The Joys of Bigamy, 1880
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2495
Auguste Couder, French
“Okay, So That’s 87 Votes For Johnny. Now Raise Your Hand If You’re Team Amber,” 1848
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2494
Archibald S. Henning, British
“Good News, Sir! I Found Your Hat Just in Time! Quick — Put It On Before the Painter Gets Started,” 1843
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2493
Vasily Vereshchagin, Russian
“My Bad, Fellas. I Thought I Heard the Enemy In There. But It Looks Like It Was Just a Couple of Raccoons,” 1871
Oil on canvas