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MASTERPIECE #2464

Constantin Hansen, Danish

“Dude, What’s the Deal? I Thought You Said There’d Be Hookers Here,” Between 1860-64

Oil on canvas

Eugène Fichel, French

“You’re Unquestionably Talented, Sir. But, Um, Do You Have Any Paintings That ARE Safe For Work?,” 1865

Oil on wood

Charles Sillem Lidderdale, British

Kieran Culkin as Little Red Riding Hood, 1877

Oil on canvas

Auguste Toulmouche, French

Fiona Wondered If It Would Be Considered Bad Etiquette If She Started Drinking BEFORE the Wedding Ceremony, 1866

Oil on canvas

Giovanni Fattori, Italian

“Don’t Be Ridiculous, Ashley. You Are NOT Getting Fat. It’s Probably Just Water Weight,” 1865

Oil on canvas

Joseph Caraud, French

“So What Do You Think of My Work? And Remember, Try To Be Vaguely Complimentary While Also Annoyingly Patronizing,” Before 1903

Oil on canvas

Vyacheslav Schwarz, Russian

Ceremonial Presentation of His Majesty’s Royal Breakfast Burrito, 1866

Oil on panel/wood

Adolph von Menzel, German

When You’re Supposed To Be Marching With the Rest of the Knights But You Really Have To Pee, 1866

Pencil, body color, heightened with brush and white, on brown paper

Eugène Giraud, French

As Good a Dancer As Diego Was, There Was Something Missing From His Performance. Specifically, Underpants. 1852

Oil on canvas

Telemaco Signorini, Italian

From the People Who Brought You Pilates Comes The Next Fitness Craze: PULL-ates!, 1864

Oil on canvas