Steve Melcher – Page 149 – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #2420

Karl Bang, Chinese

Cleopatra Binge-Watching “The Tiger King,” and Not Impressed, Date Unknown

Oil painting

Moritz von Schwind, Austrian

Stonecrafters: Quality Sculptures in About an Hour,™ 1844

Oil on canvas

Gaetano Ferri, Italian

“If You Can’t Read My Handwriting, It Says ‘Grande Chicken Burrito With Black Beans and Extra Guac On the Side,'” 1840-1845

Oil on canvas

Fran Brooks, American

Barry Was Determined To Have Trout For Dinner, River Be Dammed, 2007

Oil on canvas

Lars Hansen, Danish

Lamest Bachelorette Party Ever, 1843

Oil on canvas

Artist Unknown

After Three Hours of Posing, Jerry Desperately Needed a Pee Break, But Was Too Embarrassed To Ask, 1844

Oil on canvas

Johann Peter Hasenclever, German

Empirical Proof That Yawning Is Contagious, 1845

Oil on canvas

Ford Madox Brown, British

When You Get All the Way To the Top of the Mountain and Realize You Forgot Your Skis, 1842

Oil on canvas

Miklós Barabás, Hungarian

Frederick J. Crips, Founder of the Crips, Flashing a Gang Sign, 1842

Oil on canvas

Joseph-Désiré Court, French

Though the Colonel’s Troops Continued To Advance Quickly Through Prussia, His Hairline Was Clearly on the Retreat, 1842

Oil on canvas