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MASTERPIECE #2467

Ferdinand Axmann, Austrian

Jane’s Plan Was Actually Ingenious When You Thought About It: Stealing Mildred’s Necklace One Pearl at a Time, 1868

Oil on canvas

Robert Ekman, Finnish

“Sorry, I’m Blanking. Does Anyone Remember What Comes After ‘Scaramouche, Scaramouche, Will You Do the Fandango?,'” 1868

Oil on canvas

Jan Vermeer, Dutch

Girl With a Pearl Earring and Unflattering Cargo Shorts (Shorts Not Pictured), ca. 1665

Oil on canvas

Constantin Hansen, Danish

“Dude, What’s the Deal? I Thought You Said There’d Be Hookers Here,” Between 1860-64

Oil on canvas

Eugène Fichel, French

“You’re Unquestionably Talented, Sir. But, Um, Do You Have Any Paintings That ARE Safe For Work?,” 1865

Oil on wood

Charles Sillem Lidderdale, British

Kieran Culkin as Little Red Riding Hood, 1877

Oil on canvas

Auguste Toulmouche, French

Fiona Wondered If It Would Be Considered Bad Etiquette If She Started Drinking BEFORE the Wedding Ceremony, 1866

Oil on canvas

Giovanni Fattori, Italian

“Don’t Be Ridiculous, Ashley. You Are NOT Getting Fat. It’s Probably Just Water Weight,” 1865

Oil on canvas

Joseph Caraud, French

“So What Do You Think of My Work? And Remember, Try To Be Vaguely Complimentary While Also Annoyingly Patronizing,” Before 1903

Oil on canvas

Vyacheslav Schwarz, Russian

Ceremonial Presentation of His Majesty’s Royal Breakfast Burrito, 1866

Oil on panel/wood