MASTERPIECE #2434 Friedrich Eduard Meyerheim, German Alexis Knew Her Gymnastics Career Was Over If She Grew Taller Than 5’2″, and At This Point She Was Willing To Try Anything, 1849 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2433 Daniel Maclise, Irish Shameless Profiteer Selling Toilet Paper By the Square, 1858 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2432 Stanislaw Chlebowski, Polish-Russian Ahhh, So That’s Where My Fishing Pole and Good Salad Bowl Went, ca. 1864-76 Oil on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #2431 John Michael Crossland, English Famed Cricket Player Nannultera (Also Available for Fraternity Initiations and Sex Dungeons), 1854 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2430 Johann Erdmann Hummel, German “Back Off, B*tch. You’re Stepping On My Solo,” Date Unknown Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2429 Alfred Elmore, British “Sorry, I WOULD Help You With That, But I Threw Out My Back Lifting a Giant Turkey Leg at Lunch,” ca. 1870 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2428 Charles Venneman, Belgian Couple Playing “Pass the Candle” (the G-Rated Version), 1847 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2427 George Caleb Bingham, AmericanOlympic Pole Vaulting Champ Giving Motivational Speech, 1847 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2426 Joseph Karl Stieler, German Beethoven Trying To Decide Whether To Go With “Ba-Ba-Ba-BUM” or “Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow,” 1820 Oil on canvas