THAT IS PRICELESS

Adrien Moreau, French

“As a Woman and Thus My Inferior, I Expect You To Treat Me With Respect. You Would Do Well To Remember Who Wears the Cute, Blousy, Knee-Length Pants Around Here,” 1885

Oil on canvas

Vicente Palmaroli y González, Spanish

As She Watched Her Boyfriend, Superman, Arrive For Their Date, Frances Marveled at How a Guy Who’s Faster Than a Speeding Bullet Always Managed To Be 20 Minutes Late, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Johann Michael Neder, German

I’ll Let You Guess Where the Third Flute Is, 1871

Oil on canvas

H.A. Brendekilde, Danish

Ingrid Could Tell Her Husband Was Warming Up For a Joke About Her Cooking. So No, She Wouldn’t Be Putting Down This Pitcher of Steaming Hot Gravy. Not Quite Yet, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Abraham Ángel, Mexican

Thanks To the HGH, Bruce Achieved His Dream of Becoming One of the Giants of Tennis. Now If He Could Just Find a Headband That Fit, 1924

Oil on cardboard

Domenico Ghirlandaio, Italian

“Ah, I See You’re Growing Out the Nose Hair. It’s Giving Rapunzel Vibes,” ca.1488

Tempera on panel

Jacob Ochtervelt, Dutch

Jackass Trying To See What He Looks Like When He’s Asleep, ca. 1678-80

Oil on canvas

Walter Langley, English

“The Instructions Say ‘For the Phillips FartShield To Be 100% Effective, You Must Wrap It Around the Waist, Fully Enclosing the Buttocks.’ See, I Told You You Had It On Wrong. And That’s Probably Why the Milk Curdled and the Dog Is Under the Bed,” Date Unknown

Watercolor on paper