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Johannes Vermeer, Dutch

“And Now Just Hold It There For 3 Days…and Voilà! No More Wrinkles,” ca. 1658-60

Oil on canvas

William Bouguereau, French

“This Is Going To Sound Like a Line, But…Has Anyone Ever Told You You Have Beautiful Eardrums?,” 1872

Oil on canvas

Adrien Thevenot, French

When Supergirl Saw the Construction Workers Catcalling From the Roof, She Suddenly Understood Why Superman Changed in a Phone Booth, 1940

Oil on canvas

Ary Scheffer, Dutch

“Hey, Water You Doing? Posing For a Pitcher? Come On, Ewer Holding Us Up,” 1858

Oil on canvas

 Nicolas Adolphe Weber, German

“Excuse Me Boys, I Think You Have the Wrong Room. I Requested a Wake-Up Choir for SEVEN a.m.,” 1867

Oil on canvas

Joseph Wright of Derby, English

Billingsworth Had Only Just Recently Started Setting the Phone in His Pocket on Vibrate, But He Had To Admit, He Didn’t Hate It, ca. 1785-89

Oil on canvas

Ditlev Blunck, Danish-German

FUN FACT: In Playboy’s Early Days, the Bunny Itself Did a Lot of the Recruiting, 1846

Oil on canvas

Francesco Hayez, Italian

The Coldplay Kiss Cam Scandal (Medieval Europe Edition), 1859

Oil on canvas

Albert Frans Lieven De Vriendt, Belgian

In Our Office, It Was Hard To Decide Who Was More Self-Righteous: Blake With His Standing Desk or Darcy With Her Exercise Ball Chair, 1889

Oil on canvas

Alexandre Cabanel, French

“For the Millionth Time, My Name’s Tyler. Why Do People Keep Calling Me Lance?,” 1881

Oil on canvas