Titian, Italian
Perseus Realizing Too Late That He’s Wearing Suede, 1553
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2009
Author: Steve Melcher
MASTERPIECE #2007
Il Sodoma, Italian
The Ancient Athens Women’s Bodybuilding Championship: Final Round Pose-Off, 1525
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2006
Titian, Italian
Italian Princess With Her Panda Express Order Number Flag, 1555
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2005
Sebastiano Ricci, Italian
Venus Infringing Upon Cupid’s Second Amendment Rights, 1713
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2004
John Everett Millais, English
Promotional Poster for “Just Say No to Poisonous Berries” Campaign, 1851
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2003
Albrecht Durer, German
Portrait Subject With Sign, “Will Work For Sharper Line Definition,” 1506
Painting on poplar wood
MASTERPIECE #2002
Wjatscheslaw Grigorjewitsch Schwarz, Russian
Ivan the Terrible Visiting Vladimir the Bed-Ridden, 1864
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2001
Vicente Lopez y Portana, Spanish
Portrait of an Artist Being Painted by His Ex-Wife, 1826
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2000
Monsieur Roujat (after François Joseph Heim), French
Winner Accepting His Prize at the 1st Annual Andrew Jackson Lookalike Contest, 1892
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1999
Alexandre Cabanel, French
Rachel Was Freaking Out. Not Only Had Seth Just Dumped Her, the Jerk Did It By Ancient Text, 1879
Oil on canvas