MASTERPIECE #2074 Edmund Blair Leighton, English “Great News, Honey. I’ve Decided To Give Up My Family Inheritance To Pursue a Career As an Artist,” 1919 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2073 James Collinson, English “Dearest Eric: Due To That Incident With the Cat, You Are Hereby Notified That You’ve Been Traded To the Millers For One Winter’s Worth of Firewood and a Plow Mule. You’ll Find Your Bags Packed Upstairs,” 1852 Oil on panel
A PRICELESS HALLOWEEN CLASSIC (2014) Thomas Eakins, American Aunt Dorothy Sewing the Thong For Her Naughty Nurse Costume, 1877 Watercolor on paper
MASTERPIECE #2070 John Maler Collier, EnglishThis Year’s Winner of the Bony Award For Outstanding Achievement in Grave Robbery, 1883 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2069 Louis Moeller, American “I’m Warning You, Mildred. Talk Sh*t About My Scones One More Time and I’ll Break Your OTHER Hip,” 1905 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2068 Ferdinand Hodler, Swiss Reading the Oxford Companion to Ginger Literature, 1888 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2067 Firs Sergeevich Zhuravlev, Russian Portrait of Bride Suffering From Pre-Nup Remorse, 1880 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2066 Belmiro de Almeida, Brazilian “Oh, Stop Being So Dramatic. This Cigar Smoke Will TOO Come Out of the Carpet,” 1887 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2065 Benjamin Rawlinson Faulkner, English In Case You Were Wondering Where the “Puffy Shirt” from “Seinfeld” Ended Up, ca. 1829 Oil on canvas