Steve Melcher – Page 149 – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #2387

Alexei Venetsianov, Russian

“Bacchus Totally Hogged the Bathroom and I Didn’t Get To Shower This Morning. Is It Obvious? Be Honest,” 1832

Oil on canvas

William Page, American

“Do You Even Lift, Bro?,” 1832

Oil on panel

William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

Cupid Going a Little Overboard Trying To Make His Quota, ca. 1880

Oil on canvas

Benjamin Blake, English

“Honey, I Thought You Said You Were Coming in Here To Play a Game With the Kids, Not Play WITH Some Game With the Kids,” 1826

Oil on panel

Christian Albrecht Jensen, Danish

Thinking It Might Break the Ice, Anna Offers To Show the Artist Her Splenectomy Scar, 1825

Oil on canvas

Jan Lodewijk Jonxis, Dutch

“That Was Great. But the Lyrics Are ‘There’s a Bad Moon on the Rise’ — NOT ‘There’s a Bathroom on the Right,'” 1825

Oil on panel

Carl Joseph Begas, German

In Retrospect, Margaret Wished She’d Re-Scheduled the Portrait Session For Some Day She HADN’T Admitted To Having An Affair, 1816

Oil on canvas

Edmund Bristow, English

“Yep, You’re Ticklish. Next!,” 1824

Oil on canvas

Govaert Flinck, Dutch

“Yo, Which of You Dudes Left Your Bong in My Car?,” 1642

Oil on canvas