THAT IS PRICELESS

Joseph Bellemans, Belgian

“Okay, I Figure It Should Take About 2 Months, 5 Days, and 1 Hour To Sail To the New World. So Why Does Google Maps Say 56 Minutes? Let Me Try This Again,” 1870

Oil on canvas

Paul Alexandre Alfred Leroy, French

From the Producers of the Broadway Musical Smash “Annie” Comes…”Andy!,” 1918

Oil on canvas

Rudolf Swoboda, Austrian

“If We Find a Source of Fresh Water in These Mountains, I’ll Eat My Hat!”

Twenty Minutes Later:

Before 1859

Oil on panel

John William Waterhouse, English

When You Don’t Realize the Milk Has Gone Bad Until You’ve Already Poured It on Your Cereal, 1900

Oil on canvas

John Singer Sargent, American-British

“‘Walk Softly and Fondle a Large Knob.’ No, That’s Not Quite It. I Need Something Punchier But Equally Sexually Suggestive,” 1903

Oil on canvas

John Maler Collier, British

When You’re Trying To Take a Selfie But Your Phone Keeps Sliding Off the Saddle, 1898

Oil on canvas

John F. Francis, American

Caramel Apples Posing Nude on a Dare, 1859

Oil on panel

Jan Hoynck van Papendrecht, Dutch

The Origin of the Phrase “Making a Boom Boom,” Before 1933

Watercolor