THAT IS PRICELESS

Auguste Toulmouche, French

“Yes, I’m Aware That I Keep Threatening To Leave Twitter. But You Know As Well As I Do That You Can’t Believe Anything You Read On Twitter,” 1877

Oil on canvas

Auguste Toulmouche, French

When Rebecca Practiced For Her First Kiss With the Count, It Felt So Real She Could Practically Smell His After-Shave. Or Was That Windex?, 1889

Oil on canvas

Joaquín Sorolla, Spanish

“Aren’t You Glad We Got Here Early? It’s Always So Crowded At These Pre-Holiday Sails,” 1896

Oil on canvas

George Dunlop Leslie, English

“No Ma’am, I Did Not Spit in Your Tea This Time. Wow, You Are Never Going To Let Me Live That Down, Are You?,” 1865

Oil on canvas

Alfredo Rodriguez, Mexican

Everything Was Going Great at the Honeycutt’s Thanksgiving Until They Realized They Only Had Six Plates and Two Forks For 15 People, 2014

Oil on linen

Wojciech Weiss, Polish

“It’s From the Neighbors. They Say the Walls Are Thin and They Have Small Children, So They’d Appreciate It If We Kept It Down, Blah Blah Blah…,” 1913

Oil on canvas

Ludwig Deutsch, Austrian

When You Have To Pee in India and Can’t Find a Sitarbucks, 1913

Oil on canvas

Vittorio Reggianini, Italian

“This Shakespeare Is Such an Idiot. If All the World Really Is a Stage, Where Is the Audience Sitting?,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Aleksander Lesser, Russian-Polish

Hmm…Should Darrell Go All the Way Back to the Barracks and Get His Razor, Or Just Try Shaving With This Sucker?, 1835

Oil on canvas