Gawen Hamilton, Scottish
“Oh, My Mistake, Sir. When You Commissioned This, I Thought You Said You Liked Big BOATS and You Could Not Lie,” ca. 1735
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3045
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1773 (9/5/17)
Charles-Victoire-Frederic Moench, French
“Okay, Okay — I’ll Make You a Duke. Just Help Me Get Her Back to the Strip Club Before My Wife Comes Home,” 1846
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3044
John Hamilton Mortimer, English
Jack Soon Discovered That the Problem With Playing Rock, Paper, Scissors Against Yourself Was You Wound Up With a Lot of Ties, 1767
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3043
Jean Augustin Daiwaille, Dutch
Portrait of the Famous Artist Salvador Doggy, 1845
Pastel
MASTERPIECE #3042
Giuseppe Arcimboldo, Italian
If It Really Is True That You Are What You Eat, Scott Might Be Overdoing It With the Fiber, 1591
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #3041
Charles Baugniet, Belgian
“I Had Planned To End Your Interview By Asking Where You Saw Yourself in 10 Years. But the Fact We Live in a Class-Based Society Where Upward Mobility Is a Pipe Dream Kinda Takes the Fun Out of It,” 1881
Oil on panel
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #672 (9/17/11)
Leon Bazille Perrault, French
The Goddess Vanitas, Vowing Never To Cut Her Own Hair Again, 1862
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3040
Hugo Kauffmann, German
“…And When I’m Not Clogging, I Do Some Modeling For German Genre Paintings. But Enough About Me…,” 1900
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #3039
Leopold Kupelweiser, Austrian
“You’re Doing Great, Folks. Now Let’s Get a Couple Shots Where You All Look Vaguely Disappointed…,” 1841
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3038
Auguste Toulmouche, French
“Yes, I’m Aware That I Keep Threatening To Leave Twitter. But You Know As Well As I Do That You Can’t Believe Anything You Read On Twitter,” 1877
Oil on canvas