Joseph Wright of Derby, English
“Sorry To Wake You. I Just Heard That You’ve Been Telling People That You Broke Up With Me, and I Wanted To Make Sure We Were Clear That I Broke Up with YOU. Oh, and You Might Want To Get That Lock on Your Front Door Fixed,” ca. 1785
Oil on canvas
John William Godward, English
The “Romeo and Juliet” Balcony Scene if She’d Lived in a Ranch-Style, 1903
Oil on canvas
John William Godward, British
Ancient Roman Teenager Scrolling Through Her Texts, 1920
Oil on canvas
Jules Worms, French
“I Thought I’d Dress Up For My First Day As a Walmart Greeter. Too Much?,” ca. 1876
Oil on panel
Théodore Géricault, French
Early Version of Galileo’s Experiment Rolling Balls Down An Inclined Plane, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Enoch Wood Perry, Jr., American
Too Shy To Talk To Her Plants Herself, Astrid Was Forced To Resort To Sock Puppets, 1876
Watercolor, gouache, and gum arabic on off-white wove paper
Georges de la Tour, French
Triangle Player Waiting For His Solo, 1623
Oil on canvas
Enoch Wood Perry, Jr., American
The Downside of Using Models You Find Through the Witness Protection Program, ca. 1845-60
Oil on canvas
Jean-Léon Gérôme, French
“Thanks For Helping Attach That Cape. That’s My Latest Superhero Sculpture. As You Can See, She Has a Secret Identity — But I Don’t Know Whether To Call Her ‘Baredevil’ or ‘The Flash(er),'” 1886
Oil on canvas
Peter Paul Rubens, Flemish
At Their Wedding, The Tin Man’s Bride Stole the Show With Her Gown Designed By Reynolds Wrap, 1606
Oil on canvas
