Artist Unknown
“Are You Kidding? We’ve Got Patrick Mahomes. The Eagles Don’t Stand a Chance Against Our Offense. I Predict a Blowout Before the End of the First –…He’s Standing Right Behind Me, Isn’t He?,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Emil Rau, German
As the Afternoon Wore On, It Became Apparent That of the Five Men, Only Tom’s Gaydar Was In Working Condition, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Edmund Blair Leighton, English
“Will You Be My Valentine? I Mean, Now That My HPV Has Cleared Up?,” 1919
Oil on panel
Anton Otto Fischer, American
Well, Thought Randy, These Certainly Aren’t the Optimal Conditions For an Adult Circumcision, But Here Goes Nothing, 1918
Oil on canvas
Carl Bloch, Danish
“Yo, I Say We Play Hooky Today and Go Catch ’80 For Brady.’ You Down?,” 1874
Oil on panel
Arthur Fitzwilliam Tait, American
“Ha! I Just Got Me Another One. Say Larry, What’s the Daily Bag Limit For Chinese Spy Balloons?,” 1861
Oil on canvas
Follower of Pietro Fabris, Italian
It Was Hard To Say Who Deserved the Credit For Making the Spaghetti — Giuseppe, Luigi, or Marco. Because All Three Men Had a Hand In It, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Théophile Duverger, French
“Well, That’s Very Thoughtful, Esther. But In My Experience With Groundhog Day, People Don’t Generally Give Them As Gifts,” Date Unknown
Oil on panel
Wilhelm Bendz, Danish
Knowing her UFC Match Was Scheduled For Right After Her Sitting, Hazel Had Her Trainer Tape Up Her Hands Ahead of Time, 1830
Oil on canvas
Robert Walter Weir, American
Herb Told Everyone That He Invented the Microscope To Help With His Scientific Research. It Was Nobody’s Business That It Was Really To Zoom In on the Boobs in “That Is Priceless,” 1849
Oil on canvas
