THAT IS PRICELESS

Wilhelm Trübner, German

Galahad Had Followed the Suggestion on King Arthur’s Birthday Invitation To “Bring a Suit.” How Was He Supposed To Know It Was a Pool Party?,” 1913

Oil on board

Arthur Elsley, British

And Thus Began Tommy’s Long History of Giving Women Crabs, 1902

Oil on canvas

Ludwig Knaus, German

Whenever He Was Having a Tough Day, Bertrand Retreated to the Sanctuary of His Priceless Belt Buckle Collection, 1885

Oil on canvas

Paolo Veronese, Italian

“As a Matter of Fact, Yes I DO Sleep With It. Why Is That Weird?,” ca. 1575

Oil on canvas

Hugo Kauffmann, German

When Daisy’s Clock Stopped Working For the Third Time in a Week, She Began To Regret Buying Its Minute Hand at a Second Hand Store, 1893

Oil on wood

Marie-Antoinette Petit-Jean, French

“Oh, Dear. Was It My Breath or That 3-Hour Story About My Cats?,” 1821

Oil on canvas

Vittorio Matteo Corcos, Italian

“You See This News About the Golf Merger? And I Thought Pacino and That 29-Year-Old Were a Weird Couple,” 1895

Oil on canvas

Bartholomeus van der Helst, Dutch

17th Century Dutch Rando Playing Quidditch, ca. 1660

Oil on panel