Josef Danhauser, Austrian
“Um, Larry? Why Does the Inscription on the Back of This Locket You Gave Me Say ‘World’s #1 Grandma?,'” 1836
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3475
MASTERPIECE #3474
Bryson Burroughs, American
“Hold Your Horses, Sweetheart. If I Can Just Lower Grandpa Another 300 Feet, He Should Be Able To Grab Your Doll,” 1918
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3473
Edgar Degas, French
“You Know, I’ve Never Told Anyone This Before, But I Became a Jockey For the Underwear,” ca. 1889
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3472
Charles Philips, English
“Hey There, Check Out This Baby: Low Mileage, Runs Great, and Gets 40 Miles Per Feedbag. With Air Conditioning, Heated Seats, and a Sporty One Horsepower Engine. Go Ahead — Take It For a Test Gallop,” 1739
Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2270 (8/22/19)
Emil Rudolf Weiss, German
For Awhile There, Jen Was Really Enjoying Her First Time Sunbathing Nude. But Then Came the F***ing Mosquitoes, 1909
Oil on canvas mounted on masonite
MASTERPIECE #3471
William Henry Bartlett, English
Elmer Was Having a Hard Time Concentrating on His Shot Thanks To His Serious Case of Jock Itch. With Both, He Was Trying Desperately Not To Scratch, 1881
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3470
Hans Temple, Austrian
“Listen, If We’re Going To Complete These Sculptures on Time, We’re Going To Need a Lot More Supplies. More Hammers, More Chisels, and About 3 More Tons of Cream Cheese,” Before 1895
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3469
Vlaho Bukovac, Croatian
Ohhh, Okay. So Now We Know Why Olivia Always Keeps Her Camera Off in Our Zoom Meetings, 1914
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3468
Ignacy Gierdziejewski, Polish
“Okay, Okay! I’ll Talk! Please! No More Yacht Rock!,” 1856
Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2806 (10/11/21)
Francis Sydney Muschamp, British
“What Are You in the Mood For, Polly? Squawkmaninoff, John Cage, or a little Béla Birdtálk?,” 1896
Oil on canvas