
Raphaelle Peale, American
After a Long Day in the Fruit Bowl, Clementine Liked To Un-Rind With a Good Book, 1815
Oil on panel
John William Godward, British
Despite Great Reviews, Levitating Livia’s Show at Caesar’s Palace Closed Due To Disappointing Ticket Sales, 1891
Oil on canvas
Leonardo da Vinci, Italian
Lady With a Cat Lady With an Ermine (Due To Cat Allergy), ca. 1490
Oil and tempera on panel
John La Farge, American
Having Misplaced Her Boat’s Emergency Flares, Haley Was Forced To Resort To More Creative Ways To Attract Attention, 1895-96
Watercolor and gouache over graphite on wove paper mounted to paperboard
Hermann Kern, Austrian-Hungarian
Lester, About To Learn the Hard Way That You Should Never Drink and Bassoon, Date Unknown
Oil on panel
Édouard Vuillard, French
“This Is Certainly One of the Most Impressive Resumes I’ve Ever Seen, Mr. Ferguson. Though I’m Not Sure How Being the 1928 Armpit Fart Regional Champion Will Help You Manage a Bank,” 1930
Oil on canvas
Mary Cassatt, American
Mother Teaching Daughter the Most Flattering Angle To Take a Selfie, ca. 1905
Oil on canvas
Edmund Birckhead Bensell, American
Another Painting By That Dude Who Sucks At Drawing Faces, 1878
Chromolithograph
Charles-Édouard Boutibonne, French
A Croquet Match Between the Sisters of Edgeworth Manor, Two of Whom Showed Up Drunk, 1871
Oil on panel