Benjamin West, American-British
“Ma’am, I’ve Finished My Police Sketch of That Guy Who Stole Your Purse. Yes, I Know That Was a Month Ago, But I’m a Bit of a Perfectionist,” 1776
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3441
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Valdemar Magaard, Danish
Hoping To Win Gold in the Pairs Speed Laundering Event, the Danish Team Brought in a Couple of Wringers, 1907-08
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3440
Jan Mijtens, Dutch
“I Know, I Know. But What Do You Want Me To Do? My Girlfriend Picked It Out,” 1661
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3439
Paul Fischer, Danish
“You Can Keep Searching Out There All Day, But Let’s Face It. Your Bikini Belongs To That Dolphin Now,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3438
Albert Guillaume, French
The Museum Tour Took an Ugly Turn When Victor Ripped One in Front of the Klimt, Date Unknown
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #3437
Camille Pissarro, French
Training For the Big County Fair Sack Race, Jackie Discovered a Unique Way To Reduce Wind Resistance, 1895
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3436
Joseph Bail, French
“Well, It Sure Smells Good, Lydia, But the Glow Is a Little Disconcerting. Just How Long Did You Nuke It Anyway?,” ca. 1900
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3435
Lorenzo Lotto, Italian
If Dracula Was a Ginger, ca. 1540
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3434
Nicolino Calyo, Italian
“The Iceman Cometh. Ha Ha. Good One. I’ve Definitely Never Heard That Before,” ca. 1840
Watercolor on paper
MASTERPIECE #3433
Josef Engelhart, Austrian
“I Wouldn’t Sweat It, Children. We Donated $10 Million To Help Build the New Wing of Santa’s Workshop Last Year, Plus Another Five Million in Cobbling Scholarships. One Phone Call and You’re Back on the Nice List,” 1927
Oil on canvas