THAT IS PRICELESS

William Henry Bartlett, English

Elmer Was Having a Hard Time Concentrating on His Shot Thanks To His Serious Case of Jock Itch. With Both, He Was Trying Desperately Not To Scratch, 1881

Oil on canvas

Hans Temple, Austrian

“Listen, If We’re Going To Complete These Sculptures on Time, We’re Going To Need a Lot More Supplies. More Hammers, More Chisels, and About 3 More Tons of Cream Cheese,” Before 1895

Oil on canvas

Vlaho Bukovac, Croatian

Ohhh, Okay. So Now We Know Why Olivia Always Keeps Her Camera Off in Our Zoom Meetings, 1914

Oil on canvas

Ignacy Gierdziejewski, Polish

“Okay, Okay! I’ll Talk! Please! No More Yacht Rock!,” 1856

Oil on canvas

Francis Sydney Muschamp, British

“What Are You in the Mood For, Polly? Squawkmaninoff, John Cage, or a little Béla Birdtálk?,” 1896

Oil on canvas

Daniel Ridgway Knight, American

Agricultural Engineering Pioneer Jeannine Gleason, the Only Woman in Her Field, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Albert Edelfelt, Finnish

An Accordion Solo a Day Keeps the Girlfriends Away, 1887

Watercolor on cardboard

Albert Edelfelt, Finnish

“Hmm. It’s Signed ‘Your Secret Admirer’ With All Three Words Misspelled. He Sounds Like a Real Keeper, Sis,” 1891

Oil on canvas

Henri Adolphe Schaep, Belgian

“You Asshats. Did I NOT Tell You To Put the Weight Room in the CENTER of the Boat?,” 1849

Oil on panel

Daniel Ridgway Knight, American

“Would Any of You Ladies Care For a Refill? Or Should I Just Go F*** Myself Again?,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas