THAT IS PRICELESS

Nicolino Calyo, Italian

“The Iceman Cometh. Ha Ha. Good One. I’ve Definitely Never Heard That Before,” ca. 1840

Watercolor on paper

Josef Engelhart, Austrian

“I Wouldn’t Sweat It, Children. We Donated $10 Million To Help Build the New Wing of Santa’s Workshop Last Year, Plus Another Five Million in Cobbling Scholarships. One Phone Call and You’re Back on the Nice List,” 1927

Oil on canvas

John Singleton Copley, American

(WRITING) “On Second Thought, Scratch That, Revere. Make it ‘One If By Land, Two If By Sea, Three If By Drone,'” ca. 1775-79

Oil on canvas

Jan Lievens, Dutch

Darrell Had Always Had the Bad Habit of Entering a Room Without Knocking. But Then Came the Day When He Walked In On His Grandparents in the Shower, Date Unknown

Oil on panel

Henry Scott Tuke, British

Waiting For His Ship To Come In (The One That’s Presumably Delivering His Pants), 1924

Oil on panel

Samuel van Hoogstraten, Dutch

“Go On, Boy. You Know the Rules. We Don’t Do Our Business INside the Painting,” ca. 1670

Oil on canvas

Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French

Scene From the Film “My Friend Mittens” (Litterbox Edition), ca. 1875

Oil on canvas

Wacław Szymanowski, Russian-Polish

On This Day in History, 1874: The First Use of the Phrase “Say It Don’t Spray It,” 1888

Oil on canvas

Franz von Stuck, German

The Hot Gift For the Holidays:  The She-Saw™, 1898

Syntonos paint on canvas