Peder Severin Krøyer, Norwegian
“…She Was 29, Smelled of Lilacs, and If I Can Read My Handwriting, Preferred Reverse Cowgirl. Now That Does It For the H’s. Do You Really Want To Hear the Rest of My Little Black Book?,” 1885
Oil on canvas
Charles Sillem Lidderdale, English
Young Girl Looking To Trade For a Relief Pitcher, 1875
Oil on canvas
 Madame Gustave Hequet, French
Artist Trying To Hide His Annoyance That You Just Sneezed on His Easel, ca. 1850-60
Oil on canvas
Roger Jourdain, French
“Hi, I’m Here To Rent a Boat. My Girlfriend and I Would Like To Do Some Canoe-dling,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Clemens von Pausinger, German
When Crimefighting By Itself Wasn’t Paying the Bills, Batgirl Had To Start Stripping on the Side, 1916
Oil on canvas
Nikolai Avenirovich Shabunin, Russian
“Can You Keep a Secret? I’m Not Actually a Natural Blonde,” 1904
Oil on canvas
Jean-Eugène Buland, French
Weekly Meeting of the Committee For the Avoidance of Eye Contact, 1891
Oil on canvas
Josef Danhauser, Austrian
“Um, Larry? Why Does the Inscription on the Back of This Locket You Gave Me Say ‘World’s #1 Grandma?,'” 1836
Oil on canvas
Bryson Burroughs, American
“Hold Your Horses, Sweetheart. If I Can Just Lower Grandpa Another 300 Feet, He Should Be Able To Grab Your Doll,” 1918
Oil on canvas
