Charles Napier Kennedy, British
Well, So Much For Chuck’s Top Secret Project. Soon the Entire World Would Know About His Scratch ‘n’ Sniff Paintings, 1898
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3502
MASTERPIECE #3501
Johann Baptist Kirner, German
Just in Case She Ever Actually Won Something, Penny Regularly Practiced Pouring Gatorade on Herself, ca. 1832-36
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3500
Johann Baptist Kirner, German
“It’s This Way To the Lost and Found, You Say? Oh, Good. Maybe They’ll Have My Jug,” ca. 1832-36
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3499
Domenico Tintoretto, Italian
“Believe It or Not, We All Shaved This Morning. Maybe We’re Hitting Those Testosterone Supplements Too Hard,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2531 (9/9/20)
Wilhelm Bendz, Danish
“Perfect! Stay Just Like That. I’m Calling This Sculpture ‘Male Stripper Looking At His FitBit,'” 1827
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3498
Delphin Enjolras, French
Shoot. The Domino’s Guy Was Here and Constance Didn’t Have Money For a Tip. Or a Bra, For That Matter, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3497
Gilbert Stuart, American
It Wasn’t Easy Raising Six Kids on a George Washington Impersonator’s Salary, But Somehow They Made It Work, ca. 1785
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3496
Frederik Hendrik Kaemmerer, Dutch
“Well!” Thought Nellie Proudly. “Now THAT Was a Fart!,” ca. 1860s
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3495
Jan Willem Pieneman, Dutch
“That’s Okay, Dear. I Don’t Need an Autographed Copy. Appreciate the Offer Though,” 1829
Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2512 (8/12/20)
 Albrecht De Vriendt, Belgian
In Retrospect, Ned Realized He Probably Should’ve Proposed BEFORE Shouting “Checkmate!,” 1868
Oil on panel