THAT IS PRICELESS

Ángel Zárraga, Mexican

If Taylor Swift Was a Girls’ Gym Teacher, 1926

Oil on canvas

Bayard Taylor, American

While Some Women Liked To Play It Cool, You Could Usually Tell When Veronica Was Flirting With You, 1862

Illustration

Cecilia Beaux, American

Portrait of a Man and His Cat, Both of Whom Answer To “Whiskers,” 1898

Oil on canvas

Francesco Vinea, Italian

“I’m Going To Take That As a ‘No’ To My Suggestion of a Three-Way,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Nicolai Abildgaard, Danish

“You’re Right, These Aren’t the Terms of Surrender. It’s My Screenplay. If You Have Any Suggestions For Trims, I’m Trying To Cut 15 Pages,” 1785

Oil on canvas

William Cogswell, American

“Ulysses, You’re Not Planning To Wear That Ugly Thing For Your $50 Bill Portrait Session, Are You? Why Don’t You Wear That Cute Peach Sweater I Got You For Your Birthday? Not the Blue One — That Makes You Look Fat. And I Assume You’re Going To Trim Your Nose Hair…,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Giuseppe Agujari, Italian

Man Posing For Goatherds4Goatherds Dating Site, Maaaatch.com, 19th century

Watercolor on paper

Balthasar van den Bossche, Flemish

“Gentlemen, This Is My Artist’s Assistant, Brad. I Let Him Handle the Genitals. Oh, and He Also Does Some Sculpting,” 1709

Oil on canvas