Paul Gauguin, French
“Wait! I Definitely Heard It Ringing That Time, So It Has To Be In Here Somewhere. Call It Again,” 1889
Oil on canvas
Adalbert Franz Seligmann, Austrian
“Ugh, All This Screaming Is Giving Me a Headache. Can One of You Go Check To See If Anybody’s Invented Anesthesia Yet?,” ca. 1890
Oil on canvas
Edmund Leighton, British
Shoot. That Was Probably the Domino’s Delivery Guy at the Door, and Gwendolyn Didn’t Have Anything Smaller Than a Fifty. Maybe She Could Just Give Him the Caravaggio?, 1891
Oil on panel
Brad Fraunfelter, American
“Yeah, I Saw ‘The Shape of Water’ Too. But You Can Relax — I’m Not Into Dudes,” 2010
Digital illustration
Pieter de Hooch, Dutch
“It Says That This Year, Just To Be Safe, When We’re Presenting We Should Say, “And the Oscar For Best Picture PROBABLY Goes To…,” ca. 1668-1670
Oil on canvas on panel
Emile Claus, Belgian
“Ma’am, It’s Been Over an Hour Since the Gentleman Excused Himself To Pee. And While I Agree That Kidney Stones and a Bear Attack Are Both Plausible Scenarios, I Think We Also Have To Consider the Possibility That He’s Just Not That Into You,” 1895
Oil on canvas
Charles Courtney Curran, American
Crushed By Her Defeat in the Cabbage-Picking Contest, Lindsay Just Stood There With Her Head in Her Hands, 1914
Oil on canvas
Luis Ricardo Falero, Spanish
Tinkerbell, Wondering Why That Mayfly She Hooked Up With Friday Night Still Hasn’t Called, 1888
Oil on canvas
Oil on canvas
