Kuroda Seiki, Japanese
Model: “Sorry To Bother You, But Should I Remove the Rest of My Dress?”
Artist: “Huh? Oh, It’s Up To You. I’m Painting a Landscape.” 1890
Watercolor
MASTERPIECE #1894
MASTERPIECE #1893
Émile Friant, French
“Relax, Ladies! He’s Not Going To Bite. Unless He Wants To Pay An Extra 50 Bucks,” 1881
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1892
Christian Ludwig Bokelmann, German
Reaction to Waiter’s Announcement That the Blue Ford Fiesta Out Front Is About To Get Towed, 1884
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1890
Carl Ludwig Jessen, Danish-German
“Oh, In Case You Were Wondering About the Smell, I Switched Your Wash Bucket With His Lordship’s Chamber Pot,” 1877
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1889
Édouard Joseph Dantan, French
Opera-Goers Trying To Find the Smartass With the Air Horn, 1886
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1888
Arnold Böcklin, Swiss
Less-Popular Children’s Book Character #19: Randy, the Meth Head Unicorn, 1885
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1887
Emile Claus, Belgian
Competitors at Starting Line for World Aphid Racing Championship, 1887
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1886
Emile Claus, Belgian
“Before I Agree To Be Your Valentine, I Need To Know Where This Relationship Is Going. I Mean, Let’s Face It — I’m Not 7 Years Old Anymore,” Before 1924
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1885
Arthur Hughes, English
“You’d Just Better Hope He Doesn’t Try That Revenge Porn Crap. That’s What Happened To Me,” 1872
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1884
Émile Friant, French
Portrait of the Artist Wondering How the F*** You Got in His Apartment, 1887
Oil on panel