MASTERPIECE #1977 Santiago Rusiñol, Spanish “You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me. Not ONE of Us Remembered To Bring the Front Door Key?,” 1896 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1976 George Paul Chalmers, Scottish The Reverend Robert Hutchison, With the Bible He Just Found in His Beard, 1876 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1975 William Quiller Orchardson, Scottish Housewife Receiving Delivery From GourdsToGo.com, 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1974 Walter Dendy Sadler, English “Get This: He Says To Me, ‘Confession is Private, Right? You’re Not Going to Tell Anybody Any of This?’ And I’m Like, ‘Uh, Sure. Right.’ So Now I Just Have To Hope He Doesn’t Start Following Me on Facebook,” 1881 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1973 Walter Dendy Sadler, English “For He’s Got Male-Pattern Baldness…,” Before 1897 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1972 Philipp Sporrer, German Man Getting Mugshot Taken For His HDCDUI (Horse-Drawn Carriage Driving Under the Influence), 1870 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1971 René-Paul Schutzenberger, French As She Watched the Extinction-Level Asteroid Hurtle Toward Earth, Daphne Quietly Cursed Herself For Wearing White, 1895 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1970 Henri Adolphe Laissement, French “Hear That? I Think Somebody Just Found the Fake Dog Poop in His Pope Hat,” 1895 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1969 Adolf Heinrich-Hansen, DanishScene From Jane Austen’s Failed “Pride & Prejudice” Sequel, “Bodices & Billiards,” 1895 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1968 Hermann Grimm, German (Mom, From Other Room): “Kids! I Don’t Want You Just Sitting in Front of That Painting All Day. Now Go Outside and Play!,” 1894 Oil on canvas