Évariste Carpentier, Belgian
Jack, Wondering If Maybe, Just To Kill Time, He and Jill Should Go Up the Hill To Fetch a Pail of Water. I Mean, What’s the Worst That Could Happen?, ca. 1892
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1915
MASTERPIECE #1913
Emilie Mundt, Danish
When After an Hour, Josh and Mildred’s R-Rated Flirting Became Too Much To Bear, the Others Politely Suggested That They “Get a Room,” ca. 1892
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1912
Eduard von Grützner, German
Monks Realizing Too Late That It’s Kind of Tough To Play “Go Fish” When You’ve Taken a Vow of Silence, 1892
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1911
Abraham Archibald Anderson, American
On This Day in History, 1877: Thomas Edison Listening To Porn, 1890
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1910
John George Brown, American
“Dude, I Swear. If You Sing ‘Row, Row, Row Your Boat’ One More Time, I’m Going To Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily Beat Your A** With This Oar,” 1878
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1909
Il Moretto da Brescia, Italian
Kelly Thought It Was Tim’s Turn To Clean Up the Unicorn’s Mess. Tim Begged To Differ. 1530
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1908
Gustavo Hastoy, Brazilian
“Okay, Okay, Mom! I’ll Drive You To the Grocery Store in a Minute. Just Let Me Finish Signing the Brazilian Constitution First,” 1891
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1907
Jules Breton, French
At 13, Becky Was at a Career Crossroads: Should She Continue To Be Exploited For Farm Labor, or Transition To Being Exploited For Factory Labor?, 1891
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1906
Franz von Stuck, German
“Kiss You? I Don’t Think So. And If You Continue With the Harassment, I Swear I’ll Go Public With This,” 1891
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1905
Adriaan de Lelie, Dutch
“Frankly, Young Lady, I Could Give a Rat’s Ass How Gordon Ramsay Says I Should Make a Pancake. Now I Suggest You Shut Up While You Still Have Enough Teeth Left To Eat It With,” Between ca. 1790 and ca. 1810
Oil on panel