Ferdinand Hodler, Swiss
“Sir, I Want You To Take a Good Look at These Suspects, and Tell Me If You See the Man Who Stole Your Razor. Take Your Time,” 1892
Oil tempera on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1926
MASTERPIECE #1924
Per Ewert, Swedish
“Hey, Want To Make a Quick 50 Bucks? That’s My Ex Walking This Way. When She Gets Right Next To Us, I Want You To Jump Up and Start Making Out With Me. Deal?,” 1892
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1923
Josef Kinzel, Austrian
He Knew It Was Silly, But Diedrich Still Got Nervous Whenever He Brought a New Tuba Home To Meet His Parents, 1892
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1922
Paul Signac, French
“Oh, That’s Interesting. I Just Met a Woman in a Seurat Whose Name Is Dot Too,” 1892
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1921
Nikolay A. Sergeyev, Russian
Sadly, This Year’s Easter Egg Hunt Was Ruined When the Organizers Failed To Factor In High Tide, 1888
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1920
Giovanni Segantini, Italian
And You Thought YOU Were a Light Sleeper, 1891
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1919
Friedrich Ernst Morgenstern, German
“I’ll Take Two Halibuts and a Salmon. Unfortunately, My Pants Are in the Dryer. How’s Your Throwing Arm?,” 1892
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1918
Frans van Leemputten, Belgian
As Much As Emma Loved Girl Scout Cookies, She Kind of Wished They Made Them a Teeny Bit Smaller, 1892
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1916
Frithjof Smith Hald, Norwegian
Though Their Cat Fluffy Had Coughed Up Hairballs Before, the Millers Thought They Should Probably Get This One Checked Out By the Vet, 1892
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1917
Jahn Ekenæs, Norwegian
“Yes Mom, I Realize the Instructions Say ‘Wash in Cold Water.’ But Did We Really Have To Come All the Way to Greenland?,” 1891
Oil on canvas