H.A. Brendekilde, Danish
Ingrid Could Tell Her Husband Was Warming Up For a Joke About Her Cooking. So No, She Wouldn’t Be Putting Down This Pitcher of Steaming Hot Gravy. Not Quite Yet, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3541
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2253 (7/30/19)
Edmund Blair Leighton, British
“Here’s What’s Going to Happen, Nathaniel. You’re Going To Smuggle 10 Kilos of Our Cocaine Onto the Mayflower Tomorrow, and Then Somehow Convince the Captain To Make a Pit Stop in Miami. We Clear?,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3540
Abraham Ángel, Mexican
Thanks To the HGH, Bruce Achieved His Dream of Becoming One of the Giants of Tennis. Now If He Could Just Find a Headband That Fit, 1924
Oil on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #3539
Domenico Ghirlandaio, Italian
“Ah, I See You’re Growing Out the Nose Hair. It’s Giving Rapunzel Vibes,” ca.1488
Tempera on panel
MASTERPIECE #3538
Jacob Ochtervelt, Dutch
Jackass Trying To See What He Looks Like When He’s Asleep, ca. 1678-80
Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2484 (7/3/20)
Edward Percy Moran, American
“Betsy, When I Said ‘Stripes,’ I Didn’t Mean HORIZONTAL Stripes. Ugh. And Is the Background For Those Stars…DENIM? I’m Going To Be Physically Ill. This Isn’t a Flag. This Is a Star-Spangled Dumpster Fire,” 1917
Photomechanical print in color
MASTERPIECE #3537
Walter Langley, English
“The Instructions Say ‘For the Phillips FartShield To Be 100% Effective, You Must Wrap It Around the Waist, Fully Enclosing the Buttocks.’ See, I Told You You Had It On Wrong. And That’s Probably Why the Milk Curdled and the Dog Is Under the Bed,” Date Unknown
Watercolor on paper
MASTERPIECE #3536
Ralph Daniel Dunkelberger, American
It’s Not a Quilting Party Until Hildy’s Flipped Someone Off, 1941
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #3535
Santiago Rusiñol, Spanish
When He Thought No One Was Looking, Miguel Liked To Practice His “Rooster Walk,” 1890-91
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3534
Hendrik Jacobus Scholten, Dutch
“Well, This Is Awkward. I Brought You Here To Present My Newest Landscape Painting. But Apparently, Some Prankster Has Replaced It With My ‘Self-Portrait in Skimpy Speedo,'” ca. 1850-70
Oil on panel