Johann Michael Neder, Austrian
“Oh, Now You Don’t Really ‘Feel’ Like Going Out Tonight? That’s Cool. I Only Spent 7 Hours on My Hair,” 1829
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3588
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1217 (5/20/15)
Briton Rivière, British
That Episode of “Lassie” Where Timmy Finds a Time Machine, 1905
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3587
Richard Bergh, Swedish
“The Lake Is So Beautiful This Evening. I Almost Hate To Drain It To Cool the Servers at the Firm’s New AI Data Centers, But Hey, What’re You Gonna Do, Right?,” 1899-1900
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3586
Giovanni Battista Moroni, Italian
Noah Wyle Doing Shakespeare, 1560
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3585
Nils Forsberg, Swedish
“…And When He’s Not Actually Performing in the Circus, He Makes an Excellent Coffee Table,” 1878
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3584
Adam August Múller, Danish
Musician Crashing After the Adrenaline Rush of His Harp Solo, 1832
Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: 7/17/14
MASTERPIECE #3583
Joseph Alanen, Finnish
When Georgia O’Keeffe Got Gum in Her Hair, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3582
Henri-Pierre Danioux, French
Art Thief Posing For Her LinkedIn Profile Photo, 1792
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3581
Marguerite Gérard, French
“According To Your Husband’s Letter, He Was Currently Sailing Right Around Here, Off the Coast of Morocco. Taking Into Consideration the Tides and the Prevailing Winds This Time of Year, We Can Calculate His Return Within a Fortnight. Or You Can Just Check His Location on Your Phone,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas