Kristian Zahrtmann, Danish
When You’re One Day Into a 10-Year Prison Sentence and Realize You Forgot To Bring a Book, 1870
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3394
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1837 (12/1/17)
Haynes King, British
“Oh, That’s Okay — We Can Skip the Weapons Pat-Down This Time. That’s Really Just a First Date Thing With Me,” 1874
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3393
Camille Félix Bellanger, French
Florence Would’ve Ordinarily Given More Thought To Her Outfit, But She’d Been Told This Meeting Was Going To Be a Zoom, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3392
Henry Andrews, English
“Hey, I Was Just Being Chivalrous. That Wedgie Wasn’t Going To Dislodge Itself,” 1857
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3391
Nicolaas Pieneman, Dutch
Rembrandt Looking at Porn (For “Research Purposes” Only), 1852
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #3390
Antonin Hölperl, Czech
“You Jackass. That’s Not What I Meant When I Asked You To Bring Me My Glasses From the Kitchen,” Before 1888
Oil on canvas, laid down on board
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #111 (2/6/11)
Laurent de La Hyre, French
Putting a Woman on a Pedestal: Step 1 of 4, 1635
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3389
American Lithographic Co., N.Y.
“Ohhh, You Have a Pet Pir-AN-ha. LOL, I Thought You Said I-GUA-na. What? I’m Sorry — I Can’t Understand You When You’re Frantically Pointing at the Water and Shrieking Like That,” 1900
Lithograph
MASTERPIECE #3388
Louis-Léopold Boilly, French
From the Discontinued IKEA Items Catalog: the Beåvørskrübben, ca. 1790
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3387
James Lobley, English
When His Gamekeeper Returned Home Empty-Handed After Yet Another Hunt, Lord Bentley Began To Question His Decision To Hire a Vegetarian, ca. 1873
Oil on canvas