François Marius Granet, French
“So Here’s the Plan: We Break Out At Midnight, Head For the Docks, and Catch the First Ship Out of Port. The Guard Will Never Know What Hit Him.”
*Awkward Silence
“He’s Standing Right Behind Me, Isn’t He?,” 1810
Oil on canvas
Alfred Stevens, Belgian
The Artist Wanted Cecily To Take Her Top Off, But She Refused To Do Nudity. And So the Awkward Stand-Off Dragged On For a Fifth Day, 1888
Oil on canvas
Tommaso Lunetti, Italian
Chuck, Originator of the “Pull My Finger” Gag, 1521
Oil on panel
Alfred Stevens, Belgian
Liz Was Thrilled To Finally Talk To Someone Who Was As Obsessed With “The Bachelor” As She Was. Then She Put On Her Glasses, ca. 1872
Oil on canvas
John Trumbull, American
The Hot Celebrity Couple of 1776: Beneffer!, 1819
Oil on canvas
Peter Lely, Dutch/British
Sir Henry Capel, the Only Guy To Get #MeToo’d By a Statue, 1659
Oil on canvas
Louis-Léopold Boilly, French
“I Don’t Know — This Whole ‘Art Investing’ Thing Seems a Little Iffy To Me. I Think I’m Just Going To Stick To Dogecoin,” 1798
Oil on canvas
Balthasar van den Bossche, Southern Netherlandish
“Well, That’s Closer, But It’s Still Not Right. I’m Thinking Maybe You Should Rent ‘Dirty Dancing’ Again,” 1701
Oil on canvas
Louis-Léopold Boilly, French
Miss Felicity Watkins, Noted Collector of Fine Art, Statuary, and “Addams Family” Memorabilia, 1799
Oil on canvas
Louis-Léopold Boilly, French
As He Slowly Came To, Herb Realized the Last Thing He Remembered Was Getting Thrown in That Van While Walking Through the Arts District, ca. 1808
Oil on canvas
