THAT IS PRICELESS

 

Jean-Léon Gérôme, French

Whenever Gustave Finished a Sculpture, He Always Made Sure To Date It, 1890

Oil on canvas

 

Thomas Gainsborough, British

Mozart’s Roommate Wishing He and His Girlfriend Would Keep It a Little More Pianissimo In There, ca. 1780

Oil on canvas

William McGregor Paxton, American

“Aquaman! What the Hell?! Don’t You Ever Knock?,” 1937

Oil on canvas

 

Gustave Moreau, French

“Hi, Have You Considered Cat Adoption? Don’t Worry — I’m Hypoallergenic. Though As You Probably Just Noticed, Not De-Clawed,” 1864

Oil on canvas

Rudolf Koller, Swiss

Young Boy Lying On Near His Ass, 1854

Oil on canvas

Edgar Degas, French

“See? You Just Pinch This Nerve Back Here and They Black Out Immediately. Something To Remember If You Ever Wrestle Professionally,” 1881

Pastel on five pieces of wove paper, backed with paper, and laid down on canvas

 

Leon-Jean-Bazille Perrault, French

Phoebe From “Friends,” Age 3 (With Smelly Cat), 1867

Oil on canvas

 

Peter Paul Rubens, Flemish

“Honey, When I Said To Bring Home Some Boar’s Head, I Meant a Half-Pound of Their Maple Honey Turkey,” ca. 1616

Oil on panel

 

Artist Unknown, Italian

Portrait of a Man in a Fur-Trimmed Coat (With Angry Note PETA Left On His Windshield), ca. 1540

Oil on canvas

Laurent de La Hyre, French

If Modigliani Painted Guitars, 1649

Oil on canvas