Jacob Philipp Hackert, German
“Ahoy, Good Sir! I Have Traveled From Afar in Search of Rare and Valuable Treasure. In My Case, a Pair of Pants With a 50-Inch Inseam,” 1794
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2799
MASTERPIECE #2798
Elias Martin, Swedish
Kevin Suddenly Realized There’d Been a Terrible Mistake. What Did This Have To Do With Data Entry? Yes, Starting Tomorrow, He Was Definitely Going To Have To Look For a New Temp Agency, 1782
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2797
Edward Poynter, British
“Noooooo! I’m Begging You, Orpheus. Please Don’t Make Me Go Watch Your Band Play Again” 1862
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1075
Pierre Bonnard, French
Clip From ESPN’s Coverage of Competitive Dieting, 1924
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2291
Thomas Brooks, English
The Last Thing Collette Remembered Before Finding Herself in the Water Was a Hand on Her Shoulder and Somebody Shouting, “Take a Swim, B*tch!,” 1870
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1074
John Singer Sargent, American
My Roommate, Willfully Ignoring My Request to Wear Bottoms in the Kitchen, 1880
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1313
Gunnar Berndtson, Swedish-Finnish
Don’t Let Seasonal Allergies Ruin YOUR Daughter’s Special Day. Ask Your Doctor About Zyrtecâ„¢, 1881
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1784
Friedrich Horschelt, German
When Your Neighbors’ Remodeling Crew Starts With the Power Drills at 6 in the F*ing Morning, 1853
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2795
Edward John Poynter, English
“I See a High of 72 Degrees With a Chance of Rain. That’ll Be 50 Bucks,” 1877
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2794
Edward Frederick Brewtnall, British
In Reality, Aurora’d Been Awake For Months, But the “Sleeping Beauty” Bit Came In Handy For Deterring Dudes Dressed Like This Clown, Date Unkown
Oil on canvas