Jacob Jordaens, Flemish
Well, So Much For Dry January, 1640
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3444
MASTERPIECE #3443
Gustav Bernhard Österman, Swedish
You Always Know You’ve REALLY Pissed Eugene Off When Smoke Comes Out of His Nose, 1893
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3442
Marie-Thérèse Duchâteau, French
Hey, Is This a Painting By That French Artist Marie-Thérèse Duchâteau? Big Fan. 1893
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3441
Benjamin West, American-British
“Ma’am, I’ve Finished My Police Sketch of That Guy Who Stole Your Purse. Yes, I Know That Was a Month Ago, But I’m a Bit of a Perfectionist,” 1776
Oil on canvas
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Valdemar Magaard, Danish
Hoping To Win Gold in the Pairs Speed Laundering Event, the Danish Team Brought in a Couple of Wringers, 1907-08
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3440
Jan Mijtens, Dutch
“I Know, I Know. But What Do You Want Me To Do? My Girlfriend Picked It Out,” 1661
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3439
Paul Fischer, Danish
“You Can Keep Searching Out There All Day, But Let’s Face It. Your Bikini Belongs To That Dolphin Now,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3438
Albert Guillaume, French
The Museum Tour Took an Ugly Turn When Victor Ripped One in Front of the Klimt, Date Unknown
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #3437
Camille Pissarro, French
Training For the Big County Fair Sack Race, Jackie Discovered a Unique Way To Reduce Wind Resistance, 1895
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3436
Joseph Bail, French
“Well, It Sure Smells Good, Lydia, But the Glow Is a Little Disconcerting. Just How Long Did You Nuke It Anyway?,” ca. 1900
Oil on canvas