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Artist Unknown, Italian

Portrait of a Man in a Fur-Trimmed Coat (With Angry Note PETA Left On His Windshield), ca. 1540

Oil on canvas

Laurent de La Hyre, French

If Modigliani Painted Guitars, 1649

Oil on canvas

 

François Marius Granet, French

“So Here’s the Plan: We Break Out At Midnight, Head For the Docks, and Catch the First Ship Out of Port. The Guard Will Never Know What Hit Him.”

*Awkward Silence

“He’s Standing Right Behind Me, Isn’t He?,” 1810

Oil on canvas

Alfred Stevens, Belgian

The Artist Wanted Cecily To Take Her Top Off, But She Refused To Do Nudity. And So the Awkward Stand-Off Dragged On For a Fifth Day, 1888

Oil on canvas

 

Tommaso Lunetti, Italian

Chuck, Originator of the “Pull My Finger” Gag, 1521

Oil on panel

Alfred Stevens, Belgian

Liz Was Thrilled To Finally Talk To Someone Who Was As Obsessed With “The Bachelor” As She Was. Then She Put On Her Glasses, ca. 1872

Oil on canvas

John Trumbull, American

The Hot Celebrity Couple of 1776: Beneffer!, 1819

Oil on canvas

Peter Lely, Dutch/British

Sir Henry Capel, the Only Guy To Get #MeToo’d By a Statue, 1659

Oil on canvas

Louis-Léopold Boilly, French

“I Don’t Know — This Whole ‘Art Investing’ Thing Seems a Little Iffy To Me. I Think I’m Just Going To Stick To Dogecoin,” 1798

Oil on canvas

Balthasar van den Bossche, Southern Netherlandish

“Well, That’s Closer, But It’s Still Not Right. I’m Thinking Maybe You Should Rent ‘Dirty Dancing’ Again,” 1701

Oil on canvas