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René Magritte, Belgian

It Was Brilliant Really. This Way, If Their Spouses Asked, Bill and Allison Could Answer Truthfully That They WEREN’T Seeing Someone Else, 1928

Oil on canvas

Carl Johann Spielter, German

“Listen Eloise, I Don’t Want You To Get the Wrong Idea About This Relationship. Just Because We’ve Been Married For 57 Years and Raised 9 Children Doesn’t Mean We’re a ‘Thing,'” Date Unknown

Oil on linen

Hi all — Welcome to the new and improved That Is Priceless blog! After 12 years, we figured the gallery could use a few renovations.

What’s new and/or improved:

• The paintings are huge now! That’s something.

• The Menu: Good news for anyone who enjoys shopping for Priceless merch or playing the That Is Priceless game. The TIP Zazzle store and the game are now accessible with a click of a button way up there on the menu bar. World-class entertainment, exciting games, and a one-of-a-kind shopping experience all in one place. Just like Vegas!

• The Like Button: There it is, right under each Masterpiece. Ripe for the clicking, if you’re so inclined.

• The Chock-Full Second Page: If you click on the heading of any Masterpiece (e.g. the words “Masterpiece #2873”), it’ll take you through to the next page, where you’ll find the Comments section, some Follow and Share buttons, and three Related Posts, which are there to give you some inspiration as to where to venture next in the sprawling Priceless gallery. Sorry — It’s the best we can do until we can afford museum guides.

And that’s basically the scoop. Thanks for listening. Hope you enjoy it!

Jean Carolus, Belgian

“The One Thing I Don’t Want, Dear, Is a Big, Gaudy Engagement Ring. That’s Soooo Tacky. Plus I’m Afraid It Might Clash With the Lambo,” 1874

Oil on canvas

Jean Carolus, Belgian

“Ohhh, This One Might Be My Favorite, Ladies: ‘If I Could Give This Painting Zero Stars I Would. The Women All Just Sit There Like Lumps As Their Pedantic Guest Holds Court in a Classic Mansplaining Posture. Borrrr-ing! Jean Carol-US? More Like Jean Carol-LAME!,'” 1871

Oil on canvas

Albert Beck Wenzell, American

“Oh By the Way, Phyllis, I Made Our Martinis a Little Stronger Than Usual This Evening. Did You Taste a Difference?,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

François-Xavier Fabre, French

Roman Soldier, Veteran of the Pubic Wars, 1788

Oil on canvas

Leopold Kupelwieser, Austrian

Umberto, Crown Prince of Baldgaria, 1840

Oil on canvas

Johann Peter Krafft, Austrian

That Look When the Queen’s Just Wrecked Her Toilet and Some Joker’s Stolen the Top to the Plunger, 1839

Oil on paper on cardboard

Léon-Mathieu Cochereau, French

“Would You Guys Mind If I Closed the Window? I’m Getting a Lot of Strange Looks From the Starbucks Across the Street,” 1814

Oil on canvas