“Okay, Albrecht — When I Shout ‘Action!,’ Just Read From the Cue Card: ‘I Don’t Always Paint Wall Murals, But When I Do, I Prefer Glidden High Endurance Interior Paints and Primers,'” 1870
“Relax, Babe. Sure, I Deserted From the Army, But It’ll Be Weeks Before They Come Looking For Me. I’ll Bet You a Hundred Bucks They Haven’t Even Noticed I’m Gone,” 1812-13