Albert Edelfelt, Finnish
“I Told Him I Was Done Sneaking Around and That He Had To Tell His Wife About Us. And Well, He Still Won’t Budge on That, But He Did At Least Agree To Tell His Other Mistress. Baby Steps, Right?” 1884
Oil on canvas
Gerard van Honthorst, Dutch
“You Think YOUR Driver’s License Photo Is Embarrassing? Check This Guy’s Out,” 1625
Oil on canvas
Artist Unknown (Copy of Painting by Paul Fischer, Danish)
“Well, I Guess Now We Know Why Those Swimsuits Were Half-Price. Next Time Let’s Make Sure To Check the Tags For the Words ‘Water-Soluble,'” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Johann Baptist Reiter, Austrian
“Excuse Me, Ma’am. Ma’am, Wake Up! You Can’t Sleep In Here. This Is An IKEA,” 1849
Oil on canvas
Otto Henry Bacher, American
Lady Mary Hollander, Still Pissed About That Questionable Line Call in the Second Set, 1891
Oil on canvas
John Singleton Copley, Anglo-American
Goldilocks Posing in Papa Bear’s Chair at the 75th Anniversary Celebration, 1764
Oil on canvas
William John Wainwright, English
Gus Was What They Call “Toi-Literate,” Meaning He Could Only Read If He Pretended To Be On the John, 1888
Watercolor on paper
Eugène Devéria, French
“Sorry About That. My Cell Reception Is Terrible Out Here, So Now I’m Calling You Back On My Handline,” Date Unknown
Watercolor with gum arabic over traces of graphite on wove paper
Gerard van Honthorst, Dutch
“You’re Right. If I’m Going To Have Body Lice, I Might As Well Name Them. That One Looks Like a ‘Chuck’ To Me,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Thomas Sully, American
“I Cannot Tell a Lie. I’ve Had To Pee For the Past Hour,” ca. 1820
Oil on canvas
